니가 왜 니가 왜 니가 왜 나 때문에 울러
니가 왜 니가 왜 니가 왜 나 때문에 울러
Kpop fans and Math : destined to happen one day.
Kpop fans and Math : destined to happen one day. Teacher: ....so this would be a negative infinite and infinite.
Me: No. That's just complete whack. Infinite is Sungkyu, Dongwoo, Woohyun, Hoya, SungYeol, L, and Sungjong. What don't you get teacher?
Teacher: what you just said to me.
Me: I said that Infi-
Teacher: okay, okay.
Me: So....do you like...um.... Kpop.....
Everybody: e________________e
*days later*
Teacher: F(x) we will learn about this to day!
Me: You mean Victoria, Luna, Krystal, Amber and Sulli?
Teacher: WHAT IS IT WITH THE KOREANS AND MATH?
Random student: They're Asians
Me: Here have a nice textbook to your face :D
*more days later*
Teacher: Today we will be learning about Pi
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...No.
Me: PLEASE I JUST WANT TO SHARE A MATH FACT.!!!!
Teacher: Fine, what is it?
Me: . . . . . DONT DENY OUR R SQUARED PI!
Everyone: e________________e
*more...days later*
Teacher: Today we learn about time differences, *that girl won't get it now....*
Me: 2AM 2PM 4minute!
Teacher: *calls the principal*
Me: CODE V CODE V CODE V ... fdsjfdskl ABORT MISSION !! MUST GET OUT BEFORE THE DAWWWNNNN alkdjfdk RUN RUN RUN DEVIL RUN!! IM SORRY SO SORRY SORRY !!!! HEY LOOK I GOT A MESSEJIIIIIII

Kpop fans and Math : destined to happen one day.
Kpop fans and Math : destined to happen one day. Teacher: ....so this would be a negative infinite and infinite.
Me: No. That's just complete whack. Infinite is Sungkyu, Dongwoo, Woohyun, Hoya, SungYeol, L, and Sungjong. What don't you get teacher?
Teacher: what you just said to me.
Me: I said that Infi-
Teacher: okay, okay.
Me: So....do you like...um.... Kpop.....
Everybody: e________________e
*days later*
Teacher: F(x) we will learn about this to day!
Me: You mean Victoria, Luna, Krystal, Amber and Sulli?
Teacher: WHAT IS IT WITH THE KOREANS AND MATH?
Random student: They're Asians
Me: Here have a nice textbook to your face :D
*more days later*
Teacher: Today we will be learning about Pi
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...No.
Me: PLEASE I JUST WANT TO SHARE A MATH FACT.!!!!
Teacher: Fine, what is it?
Me: . . . . . DONT DENY OUR R SQUARED PI!
Everyone: e________________e
*more...days later*
Teacher: Today we learn about time differences, *that girl won't get it now....*
Me: 2AM 2PM 4minute!
Teacher: *calls the principal*
Me: CODE V CODE V CODE V ... fdsjfdskl ABORT MISSION !! MUST GET OUT BEFORE THE DAWWWNNNN alkdjfdk RUN RUN RUN DEVIL RUN!! IM SORRY SO SORRY SORRY !!!! HEY LOOK I GOT A MESSEJIIIIIII

mom: She's pretty
me: His name is Heechul
mom: She's pretty
me: His name is Taemin
mom: She's pretty
me: His name is Kevin
mom: She's pretty
me: His name is sungjong
mom: She's pretty
me: Will you ever learn? HIS name is Ren !
mom: fine! HE's really pretty
me: .... that's amber

Parents' Guide to a Kpop-Loving Child
Parents' Guide to a Kpop-Loving Child 1) Your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.
2) Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.
3) When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.
4) If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.
5) Don't be surprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes
6) If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its called Engrish. You'll get used to it.
7) Don't insult their favorite idols.
8 ) When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.
9) Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.
10) Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Korea.
11) Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.
12) A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.
13) When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.
14) It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.
15) KPop isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it

If KPOP Fandoms Were Cities
If KPOP Fandoms Were Cities Blackjack City: Boomboxes on every corner, where the inhabitants wear crazy yet cool hairstyles, drive really fast in racing cars, and wear sunglasses, even at night. "I Am The Best" bumperstickers are on every car. A lot of inhabitants have families in A+ City but Blackjack City is very friendly with VIP City inhabitants.
A+ City: Everyone is a ninja, every restaurant is a buffet, Engrish waffurs are the breakfast of choice, mailboxes are named Pigeon Folders. City is under the watchful eye of the much larger and powerful Cloud City.
Hottest City: Temperature is always 100 degrees so male inhabitants never wear shirts. Gymnastics are a required course in schools. Everyone starts their conversations by whispering 'JYP.'
Elf City: Everyone dresses in drag every Friday. There are no dogs: Only turtles are allowed as pets. Every morning, every citizen gets a "Good Morning Beautiful World" wake-up call. Sone City inhabitants love to visit very often. Many different neighborhoods within the city, including: M Neighborhood, KRY Neighborhood, and Happy Neighborhood. Radio shows are more popular than TV.
Baby City: Everyone has blonde hair. There are no dogs: Only bunnies are allowed as pets. Everyone also has a buddy robot. Everyone believes in aliens.
IAm City: Men are buff and dress as women when in public. Is the neighboring city next to Hottest City. Voice classes are mandatory after inhabitants turn 3.
B2UTY CITY: Everyone shuffle walks in their dancing shoes. When greeting someone for the first time, you must strike a Doo-pose. Fiction books are the only books read. Sometimes will mingle with A+ City.
Diadem City: Everyday they shufflin'. There are zombies that come out at night and you are not safe unless you travel in packs of 7. Native American costumes are forbidden.
Shawol City: Everyone eats nothing but chicken. Everyone is super curious and also greet newcomers with a "Hello Hello" in singsong voice. Sone City inhabitants love to visit Shawol City randomly. Dinosaurs, although rare, are the pet of choice. Dance classes are required by all residents the moment they can walk.
KissMe City: No one drinks water: Only Redbull is allowed for consumption. Pigeons are the pet of choice. 'Dora the Explorer' is the #1 most viewed TV show in this city for some reason. Everyone knows Korean and Japanese. Everyone's brain is connected directly to Twitter's server.
Andromeda City: Very young city that loves neighboring Noona cities. Love soup. Only Shinhwa songs are allowed to be played in public.
Sone City: Nothing but women. Men are not allowed in the city but Sone City residents freely visit Shawol City, Elf City, and Exotic City very often.
Exotic City: Everyone really loves their mamas. There are 2 moons over the city for some unknown reason. Monks chant in the streets and ninjas patrol the city at night. History is the only topic taught in schools. Two large neighborhoods: K Neighborhood and M Neighborhood. Trashcans in other cities confuse Exotic City residents.
VIP City: Everyone has multi-colored hair or hair extensions. Toy stores are a BIG deal. Only credit and debit cards are accepted by merchants: cash is thought dirty. Sharpeis are the pets of choice. There are no cars, only tanks. Nightclubs are open 24-7.
Cloud City: All men are ninjas. When it rains, every man takes his shirt off and goes outside for no reason. . Is the larger, more advanced neighbor city to A+ City.
Angel City: Cats are the pets of choice. No one is allowed to wear anything that is NOT Evisu brand. Everyone drinks TiO tea and plays Mario Kart. Everyone chuckles "hyuk hyuk hyuk" when something is funny. Acting and dancing are mandatory courses in school. Used to be a part of megacity Cassiopeia City before the two cities were split.
Cassiopeia City: All inhabitants wake with the rising sun. Everyone is super tall and leggy. Dancing is a mandatory course in school. Next to Angel City, but the bridge that used to connect them was blown up and never repaired. Maybe one day it will be.
JayWalker City: Used to be near Hottest City and IAm City but relocated. Everyone has tattoos by their 10th birthday. Everyone has mandatory workout sessions from 3-5pm every day. Their minds, like KissMe City residents, are also hotwired to Twitter.
PrimaDonna City: Everyone wakes up with a "Good Morning Bob" wake-up call. "Kupai kupai" is the way to say goodbye. Everyone must learn to play an instrument. Dancing is discouraged but not banned. Right next to BOICE City, which confuses other cities because the two look like one big city and sometimes they cannot tell residents apart.
Dalmate City: Has the most E.R. facilities in the world. Car accidents are never fatal. Shirts are optional for all inhabitants.
BBC City: Derp capital of the world. Dreadlocks are required to be worn at least 3 months of your life. Kitties are the pets of choice. Known for it's large annual Cucumber Festival. Mixtapes are given away at every street corner.
BOICE City: Right next to PrimaDonna City. There is no border. It is common for inhabitants of both cities to get lost in the other city, and no one cares or notices, since everyone considers themselves a loner. Everyone can play the guitar. Busan accent is common for some reason.
PlayGirz City: Everyone learns how to band march in school. All inhabitants stay in the city until they graduate and then they leave.
Inspirit City: Everything is synchronized and no one is ever late for anything. No matter what skill inhabitants are good at, they still practice it 6 hours a day. Rollover car accidents are common, but no one gets hurt, as all inhabitants are "jumpers": they can move from place to place within a certain yard radius with lightning speed.
Source: kpopjokes.tumblr.com

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